Where does he come up with this Stuff?

Yesterday as I was getting ready to go pick up the boys from school, Bryson walked into my bathroom and was watching me put on my make-up. He likes to ask me what each thing is used for. When I picked up the eyeliner, he asked what it was for. I told him it was for drawing lines on my eyelids. "Oh", was the respose. He stood there, just watching me until I finished both eyes. Then, acting relieved he said, "Mommy, at first when you were putting it on, I thought it looked kinda TRASHY. But since you opened up your eyes, you look a lot better."
Yes...I live in a house full of men.